Two Couch Potatoes by The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

Two Couch Potato

Rikkki de Rik and DeeBeeJay on the sofa
Munching on caviar  &  salmon catchips
Not a care in their supernova 
Of excess  calories on their cute little hips.

Slouched down in their comfortable position
Their yellow fleece blanket glued to their face
You Hey Rikki abd DBJ a question
But their demeanor suggest they're in outer space.

You call them "Come to  Steve" , their devotee
They hey ho no they won't leave their favorite chair
Unless you kiss , cuddle, feed  and carry them back with guarantee 
They have every intention too of eating their din-dins there.

DeeJBeeJay and Rikkki De Riik are getting fatter
Nothing Steve doesl get them to diet,exercise and go out
Steve tempts then to the garden with a salmon puff cracker   
And all the way they protest , hiss and shout.

These kittie cats of Steve are classic Couch Potatoes
No further does Steve get
He is caught within their ''can't do wrong'' halos 
and within their schnuggle cuddly  cuteness  net.